My (not so) Epic Day

So, today was Epic. Well, sort of. Well, kind of. Eh, it was actually pretty normal as a day goes, since the earth is still in its proper position, the Salt Shakers of Doom have yet to return, and the Android Dudes have not tried to ruin our Christmas yet. Wait, where was I going with that?


Anyway...


I woke up and took a shower. That's not the epic part.

I went to school, and realized I needed gas, but did not have my gas card. So, I had to go home and get the card. That's not the epic part.

Since my next class was at 1:30, and the time was now 10:30, I decided to chill at home and get my geek on by watching Dr. Who. But that's not the epic part.

(I just remembered that, somewhere in there, I washed my sheets, which I still need to retrieve from the drier. It's so cold out there! Wah!)

I went back to school to listen to Cynthia's lecture on Northern Renaissance Art. Awesome, but that's not the epic part.

(I know, I really should just GET to the epic part, but if I did, this would hardly be long enough to warrant posting)

I went to the gym with Laura to get my sexy on, and almost died on the elliptical. (That thing is an instrument of torture, I tell you!) While I did not die, and that's good, it is not the epic part.

Then, while Laura and I were getting our after gym snack on, a fat squirrel approached us. I told it that, if it wanted some food, it would have to take it from me. And, it understood me, which WAS epic, since I was speaking English (my Squirrel is a bit rusty). It took the potato chip I offered it, and ran off to tell its squirrel friends how awesome I was. Or it just ran up the tree to eat the damn chip. Anyway, THAT was the epic part.

I hope you enjoyed my day as much as I did :)

Until next time, Don't Blink!